Elaine came tae Scotland
Then visited me
In a big silver bird thing
Whit went like a Wheee!

It wis fun tae watch her
Manoeuvre the car
Like an alien tryin’
Tae park on a star.

She devoured aw’ oor pasta
An’ scones filled wi’ jam
Cos - she winnie eat meat
Or chicken or ham.

She has hair like flaxen
And eyes just like flint
Her smile is her trade mark
She’s a beautiful bint